Maybe Republicans should get nukes and the president [Barack Obama] will talk to them.

I think the liberals are going to try to blame - and they already are - this entire mess on the right and on President [George W.] Bush. I think Republicans dropped the ball on actually articulating why we got into this economic mess, but it's not too late.

Can I give a little advice to the old man on Capitol Hill? Stop saying teabagger. Ask your younger staffers what it means.

Usually step one in a recovery is admitting that you have a problem. I think that's an important thing for the Republican Party to do.

We're having this conflict in Syria is because [Vladimir] Putin wants to take Iranian oil and channel that oil up to Europe.

I would prefer the teacher to focus on teaching and have a security officer worry about keeping the kids safe.

You also need to show a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to impropriety. That's one of the things, again, that Republicans left on the table as a missed opportunity.