If I'm playing well I'll get through a bat in three weeks. I batter them.
I'm ugly, I'm overweight, but I'm happy
When it comes to sledging, I think people often get the wrong view.
It's usually the funny comments which are the better ones - and they are good for the game.
I'm not really someone who looks forward to the gym. But I realise it's something that I have to do to perform well on the pitch.
While I'm at second slip I'm not just thinking of what I'm going to have for tea. I'm considering the match as well, wondering how I can help, if there is anything I can offer.