The more bullets flying, the less accurate each individual slug has to be.
The Humane Society of America thinks Michael Vick should have a dog. I think whoever's in charge there should have a lobotomy.
A dog is like a person—he needs a job and a family to be what he’s meant to be.
The idea that you're not a writer until you're published is a lie.
I don't sign contracts for my books.
Evil is a matter of choice. Those people who have been victimized and refuse to imitate their oppressors are in my mind the greatest heroes we have.