Cats are the lap-dancers of the animal world. Soon as you stop shelling out, they move on, find another lap. They're furry little sociopaths. Pretty and slick -- in love with themselves. When's the last time you saw a seeing-eye cat?

The worst place to be is in the middle. When elephants fight, the grass gets trampled.

The more bullets flying, the less accurate each individual slug has to be.

I think people should be consumers of journalism.

A dog is like a person—he needs a job and a family to be what he’s meant to be.

Journalism is what maintains democracy. It's the force for progressive social change.

He said when the Lord made people He made them all the same for starters. But life marks people. If you know the way, you can read them like maps.