I'd like to think, that were he alive today, Andy Warhol would be painting the Housewives.

I cannot believe the volume of famous people I run into in my life, and that's part of the reason I love diary format.

I'm happy to be everybody's gay best friend.

Amy Sedaris makes me laugh harder than anybody.

I would like a boyfriend. I'm a very happy person and it is the final, final piece of the puzzle. I'm looking for that shout-it-out-from-the-mountaintops, fall-in-love person.

When you're taking your one-thousandth selfie of the day that might be the moment you try to kill the person by lethal hugging!

I will be the 43-year-old guy in the jumpsuit. In my estimation and my image of myself is that I am 23 and can get away with it. If I didn't have the show, I would be in one right now. It would be denim, but I love a terry.