I would like a boyfriend. I'm a very happy person and it is the final, final piece of the puzzle. I'm looking for that shout-it-out-from-the-mountaintops, fall-in-love person.

I ran into Woody Allen shooting a movie on my block. I can't believe this is my life!

Amy Sedaris makes me laugh harder than anybody.

I love the term "everything is copy," attributed to Nora Ephron, which was my guiding principle as I wrote.

I read the 'Times' and 'Post,' but I have nothing against the 'Daily News.' I also fish around the Internet for entertainment news but find most of what I read to be untrue or partially true.

If you look at my life before I went into television, the struggle I went through coming out would be surprising to most people, given how comfortable and how out I am being the only late-night gay talk-show host.

I talk, watch TV, spout opinions, schmooze, negotiate, talk some more, play games, and have a little cocktail.