Can you believe that? A female linesman. Women don't know the offside rule.
People say footballers have terrible taste in music but I would dispute that. In the car at the moment I've got The Corrs, Cher, Phil Collins, Shania Twain and Rod Stewart.
It's a lot harder to play football when you haven't got the ball.
Listen, if you're a defender, DO BETTER!
Anyone who takes drugs should be hammered.
The one thing that tackle wasn't was high and dangerous.