My history's not very good, but did David win?
If England had Fergie, Wenger or Mourinho in charge, they would win the World Cup.
If you gave Arsene Wenger eleven players and told him to pick his team, this would be it.
People say footballers have terrible taste in music but I would dispute that. In the car at the moment I've got The Corrs, Cher, Phil Collins, Shania Twain and Rod Stewart.
Anyone who takes drugs should be hammered.
Can you believe that? A female linesman. Women don't know the offside rule.