I had sadness for breakfast.

There’s not a lot of music videos that are totally, totally disturbing.

I’m going to do a lot of weird stuff that’s not going to be like me prancing around like an insane 12-year-old. I showed everybody that side of me and I think it’s time to do different stuff, even when it comes down to the type of humor. I want to do some drier, weirder stuff.

I'd think of a topic and just rant on it and transfer it to the computer, upload it. It's such a quick thing. You post it on your website and after an hour, 10 people write comments.

Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!

I think the fans of the old-school Internet shorts were a little bit older just because it was racier material.

There’s little kids on trains coming up to me, singing my theme song, and they can barely walk.