I had sadness for breakfast.

I'm a really huge fan of papaya juice.

There’s little kids on trains coming up to me, singing my theme song, and they can barely walk.

I'm clean and dope like heroin soap

As young as I look, I think it will still be funny if I played a person who's kind of tortured and hates his life. Kind of like a Larry David-type thing.

I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't even exist.

I want to put some effort into a bunch of different types of videos. I don't think I'm gonna do 'Man On The Street' messing with people, I don't think I'm gonna do over-the-top wacky comedy.