I had sadness for breakfast.

I think the fans of the old-school Internet shorts were a little bit older just because it was racier material.

I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't even exist.

There’s little kids on trains coming up to me, singing my theme song, and they can barely walk.

I don't know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have to tone it down for the show.

Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!

There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films … like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some deep meaning.