There’s little kids on trains coming up to me, singing my theme song, and they can barely walk.

I'm a really huge fan of papaya juice.

I had sadness for breakfast.

I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative.

I think the fans of the old-school Internet shorts were a little bit older just because it was racier material.

I'm going to write a whole pilot and see if anyone's interested, and if not then I'll just live out the tortured life instead of showing it on TV.

I don't know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have to tone it down for the show.