There’s little kids on trains coming up to me, singing my theme song, and they can barely walk.

I'm clean and dope like heroin soap

I'm going to write a whole pilot and see if anyone's interested, and if not then I'll just live out the tortured life instead of showing it on TV.

I think the fans of the old-school Internet shorts were a little bit older just because it was racier material.

There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films … like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some deep meaning.

I’m going to do a lot of weird stuff that’s not going to be like me prancing around like an insane 12-year-old. I showed everybody that side of me and I think it’s time to do different stuff, even when it comes down to the type of humor. I want to do some drier, weirder stuff.

I was a huge Internet junkie.