There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films … like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some deep meaning.

I think the fans of the old-school Internet shorts were a little bit older just because it was racier material.

MF Doom is like so out-of-the-box and just crazy…

There’s little kids on trains coming up to me, singing my theme song, and they can barely walk.

Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!

I'd think of a topic and just rant on it and transfer it to the computer, upload it. It's such a quick thing. You post it on your website and after an hour, 10 people write comments.

I want to put some effort into a bunch of different types of videos. I don't think I'm gonna do 'Man On The Street' messing with people, I don't think I'm gonna do over-the-top wacky comedy.