I don't care when people use the term 'one-Slam wonder' with me.
I cook a little - I've never taken classes or anything - but enough to get by.
I think the medical term for the injury is 'the bottom of my ass hurts.'
It seems with every match I win, I get better-looking to other people.
One of the cool things I remember is the Swiss people brought their big cowbells.
I want everyone to look back and think that I was awesome.