I want everyone to look back and think that I was awesome.
I don't think anyone in their right mind takes me serious.
Umpiring, the only job in the world where you can screw up on a daily basis and still have one!
The whole point of team competition is to pick your teammates up.
My serve has killed a small dog ... I'm joking, I'm joking! The dog was huge!
The only pressure I feel is what I put on myself.