I'm the most successful bad player ever.

Tennis analyst is the easiest job in the world because whatever the person does, if it works you just say that's what's good, and if it doesn't work, you guys go, 'He should have done the other things.'.It just doesn't take much thought. If I'm grinding and I'm winning, you guys are like, 'He's reinvented himself.' If I'm playing like crap and pushing, then, you know, 'He's horrible and he needs to hit the ball.'

I'll be the first to admit it, the life I'm leading is basically a joke. I should probably be cooler about it, but I can't fake it, you know?

I don't think I'm one of those guys who won't pick up a racket for three years...I love hitting tennis balls.

There's no doubt there are issues with clay. Our issues have issues that are issues right now. That's not a secret.

My serve has killed a small dog ... I'm joking, I'm joking! The dog was huge!

I don't want to live and die with every point that's being played out there now. I'm going to let my coach live and die with every point.