Stay in school kids or you'll end up being an umpire.
I think the medical term for the injury is 'the bottom of my ass hurts.'
Is that the longest fifth set ever? It was? So, no, I've never played one longer than that!
Umpiring, the only job in the world where you can screw up on a daily basis and still have one!
I've been good about keeping my nose to the grindstone.
I think if I believe in something strongly enough, I'm pretty outspoken about it.