If I can break one out of every three return games, I'm going to give myself a shot in a lot of matches.
I'll be the first to admit it, the life I'm leading is basically a joke. I should probably be cooler about it, but I can't fake it, you know?
I used to go to the US Open on my birthdays and sit in the nosebleeds.
I'm the most successful bad player ever.
I want everyone to look back and think that I was awesome.
I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey.