If nothing else, I'm a decent quote.

I don't care when people use the term 'one-Slam wonder' with me.

I don't think anyone in their right mind takes me serious.

I had a very detailed retirement plan, and I feel like I've met every aspect of it: a lot of golf, a lot of carbs, a lot of fried food, and some booze, occasionally - I've been completely committed... The results have shown.

At one point in your life, you'll have the thing you want or the reasons why you don't.

Umpiring, the only job in the world where you can screw up on a daily basis and still have one!

When you come off something really disappointing, you want to come back and kind of regroup and get involved in something positive right away.