As long as I get to be doing what I love, which is making comedy and that kind of thing, I feel lucky that I get to.

The older you get, the funnier fart jokes are.

I too turned to Webster's Dictionary and it defined Harvard University as a season for gathering crops.

I remember my dad turning to me - my dad loves to turn to me and explain why things are funny. He used to do that with Seinfeld all the time. He did it with Colombo, too, set the scene.

Class Day is a terrible name for a day when you don't have to go to any class.

I'm a big Letterman fan.

I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay to me.