I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling.

Sometimes it is difficult to remember, but other times it is very easy to remember. Sleep deprivation is the killer.

If I watch an episode of SNL, and there's one thing that I liked, then that's a good episode.

If you let go of fart jokes, you've let go of a piece of humanity.

I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay to me.

I've been lucky enough to be part of some great ensembles in theater - I'd been doing theater since college.

It’s crazy. Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women... f**king idiot-ass men keep saying that women aren't funny. It makes me crazy. I find it disgusting and offensive every time.