You are graduating from college. That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life. No, that's wrong. This is the last day of the first day of school. Nope, that's worse. This is a day.

That is a strange phenomenon, people pretending to be other people.

I'm a big Letterman fan.

If I was any more on edge, I'd be Bono.

Genndy [Tartakovsky] is so good at directing and so wonderful with animation.

Sometimes it is difficult to remember, but other times it is very easy to remember. Sleep deprivation is the killer.

The older you get, the funnier fart jokes are.