The game is full of peaks and valleys, the key is to avoid the Grand Canyon.

They wanted me to play third like Brooks so I did play like Brooks - Mel Brooks.

I don't care what you do - baseball or politics - George W. Bush is always going to be compared to his father. I just want it to be an easy answer in 50 years - Who was the better player, me, or my kids? I want it to be my kids.

If someone from Germany or somewhere, who had no idea what baseball was, saw Kruk play, he'd wonder what the beer truck driver was doing playing first base.

The game is full of peaks and valleys, the key is to avoid the Grand Canyon.

Every season has its peaks and valleys. What you have to try to do is eliminate the Grand Canyon.

My biggest problem in the big leagues is that I can't figure out how to spend forty-three dollars in meal money.