I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so American.

If something's going to happen for you, it will, you can't make it happen. And it never does happen until you're past the point where you care whether it happens or not. I guess it's for our own good that it always happens that way, because after you stop wanting things is when having them won't make you go crazy.

Photographers feel guilty that all they do for a living is press a button.

The nicer I am, the more people think I'm lying.

What we're all looking for is someone who doesn't live there, just pays for it.

I always like to see if the art across the street is better than mine.

I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.