When you do something exactly wrong, you always turn up something.

Sometimes the little times you don't think are anything while they're happening turn out to be what marks a whole period of your life.

The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.

Pelé is one of the few who contradicted my theory: instead of fifteen minutes of fame, he will have fifteen centuries.

I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?

I never met a pet I didn't like.

The nicer I am, the more people think I'm lying.