If you're traveling for five years or something like that, you're going somewhere. But five years are being used up, and you don't have to do anything. You just sit on the plane. That might make time go really fast.

Don't think about making art, just get it done.

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

I can't give parties. It's so hard. When I want to call somebody up for dinner they think I'm using them or something. I just can't stand it.

The nicer I am, the more people think I'm lying.

I've never met a person I've couldn't call a beauty.

I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'