Bad taste makes the day go by faster.

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.

Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.

I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.

Now and then, someone would accuse me of being evil - of letting people destroy themselves while I watched, just so I could film them and tape-record them. But I didn't think of myself as evil - just realistic.

I used to cut out paper dolls.