Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art.

I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat

I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say 'figment.'

Love and sex can go together and sex and unlove can go together and love and unsex can go together. But personal love and personal sex is bad.

I never wanted to be a painter; I wanted to be a tap dancer.

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have.

New York restaurants are about selling atmospheres.