Sometimes people let the same problem make them miserable for years when they could just say, "So what." "My mother didn't love me." So what. "My husband won't ball me. So what. "I'm a success but I'm still alone." So what. I don't know how I made it through all the years before I learned how to do that trick. It took a long time for me to learn it, but once you do, you never forget.

Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.

I used to drink Coke all the time. It was so good. It gives you a lot of energy.

I like boring things.

Two people kissing always look like fish.

I think somebody should be able to do all my paintings for me.

It would be very glamorous to be reincarnated as a great big ring on Liz Taylor's finger.