Uptown is for people who have already done something. Downtown is where they’re doing something now. I live uptown but I love downtown.

I can't give parties. It's so hard. When I want to call somebody up for dinner they think I'm using them or something. I just can't stand it.

It would be great to be super-human, to give the fans just what they want.

...the more you look at the same exact thing, the more the meaning goes away, and the better and emptier you feel.

When I did my self-portrait, I left all the pimples out because you always should. Pimples are a temporary condition and they don't have anything to do with what you really look like. Always omit the blemishes-they're not part of the good picture you want.

Sports figures are to the '70s what movie stars were to the '60s.

Security breeds stagnation.