Believe me... I've made a career out of being the right thing in the wrong space and the wrong thing in the right space. That's one thing... I really do know about.

Art is what you can get away with.

I never think that people die. They just go to department stores.

I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back.

My idea of a good picture is one that's in focus and of a famous person.

If you want to know all about Andy Warhol, just look at the surface of my paintings and films and me, and there I am. There's nothing behind it.

I believe in low lights and trick mirrors.