Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery. People are working every minute. The machinery is always going. Even when you sleep.

You'd be surprised how many people want to hang an electric chair on their living-room wall. Specially if the background color matches the drapes.

Everybody has their own America, and then they have pieces of a fantasy America that they think is out there but they can't see.

Reruns are my favorite things on TV.

...the more you look at the same exact thing, the more the meaning goes away, and the better and emptier you feel.

I'd asked around 10 or 15 people for suggestions. Finally one lady friend asked the right question, 'Well, what do you love most?' That's how I started painting money.

I'm a deeply superficial person.