I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat

...after you stop wanting things is when having them won't make you go crazy. After you stop wanting them is when you can handle having them. Or before. But never during. If you get things when you really want them, you go crazy. Everything becomes distorted when something you really want is sitting in your lap.

But I always say, one's company, two's a crowd, and three's a party

People are always so boring when they band together. You have to be alone to develop all the idiosyncrasies that make a person interesting.

I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.

When I did my self-portrait, I left all the pimples out because you always should. Pimples are a temporary condition and they don't have anything to do with what you really look like. Always omit the blemishes-they're not part of the good picture you want.

I want to be a machine.