I really don't care that much about "Beauties." What I really like are Talkers. To me, good talkers are beautiful because good talk is what I love. The word itself shows why I like Talkers better than Beauties, why I tape more than I film. It's not "talkies." Talkers are doing something.

I always like to see if the art across the street is better than mine.

The interviewer should just tell me the words he wants me to say and I’ll repeat them after him. I think that would be so great because I’m so empty I just can’t think of anything to say.

You'd be surprised how many people want to hang an electric chair on their living-room wall. Specially if the background color matches the drapes.

In the future, everybody will be world famous for fifteen minutes.

You need to let little things that would ordinarily bore you suddenly thrill you.

Rodeo Drive is a giant butterscotch sundae.