I believe in low lights and trick mirrors.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.

I'd rather do new stuff. The old stuff is better to talk about than to see. It always sounds better than it really is.

The interviewer should just tell me the words he wants me to say and I’ll repeat them after him. I think that would be so great because I’m so empty I just can’t think of anything to say.

I like to work when I'm not working - do something that may not be considered work, but to me it's work. Getting exercise by going to the grocery store.

When you stop wanting something, you get it.

People in uniform always look so great.