The interviewer should just tell me the words he wants me to say and I’ll repeat them after him. I think that would be so great because I’m so empty I just can’t think of anything to say.

The most exciting thing is not doing it. If you fall in love with someone and never do it, it's much more exciting.

Just like New Yorkers themselves, the trees in New York [city] work harder than any others in the world.

At the times in my life when I was feeling the most gregarious and looking for bosom friendships, I couldn't find any takers, so that exactly when I was alone was when I felt the most like not being alone... I became a loner in my own mind... I decided I'd rather be alone.

I always wished I had died, and I still wish that, because I could have gotten the whole thing over with.

I think kids should go to high school until they're 30. No, really, because people are staying younger now and there's nothing to do. If you stayed longer, then it would be really great.

Most people in America think Art is a man's name.