The interviewer should just tell me the words he wants me to say and I’ll repeat them after him. I think that would be so great because I’m so empty I just can’t think of anything to say.

Being good in business is the most fascinating kind of art

What I was actually trying to do in my early movies was show how people can meet other people and what they can do and what they can say to each other. That was the whole idea: two people getting acquainted.

When I look around today, the biggest anachronism I see is pregnancy. I just can't believe that people are still pregnant.

I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat

Don't think about making art.

I think kids should go to high school until they're 30. No, really, because people are staying younger now and there's nothing to do. If you stayed longer, then it would be really great.