An artist is someone who produces things that people don't need to have but that he - for some reason - thinks it would be a good idea to give them.

Some people spend their entire lives thinking about one particular famous person. They pick one person who's famous, and they dwell on him or her. They devote almost their entire consciousness to thinking about this person they've never even met, or maybe met once. If you ask any famous person about the kind of mail they get, you'll find that almost every one of them has at least one person who's obsessed with them and writes constantly. It feels so strange to think that someone is spending their whole time thinking about you.

I am a deeply superficial person.

I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'

People are always calling me a mirror and if a mirror looks into a mirror, what is there to see?

Now and then, someone would accuse me of being evil - of letting people destroy themselves while I watched, just so I could film them and tape-record them. But I didn't think of myself as evil - just realistic.

When I look around today, the biggest anachronism I see is pregnancy. I just can't believe that people are still pregnant.