When I look around today, the biggest anachronism I see is pregnancy. I just can't believe that people are still pregnant.

I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat

Coffee never used to keep me up at night, now it does.

Believe me... I've made a career out of being the right thing in the wrong space and the wrong thing in the right space. That's one thing... I really do know about.

Pop art is about liking things.

I like boring things.

After being alive, the next hardest work is having sex.