I wake up every morning. I open my eyes and think: here we go again.

I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.

I like to be the right thing in the wrong space and the wrong thing in the right space. But usually being the right thing in the wrong space and the wrong thing in the right space is worth it, because something funny always happens.

Those who talk about individuality the most are the ones who most object to deviation, and in a few years it may be the other way around. Some day everybody will just think what they want to think, and then everybody will probably be thinking alike; that seems to be what is happening.

I smoke pot because I want to go to heaven before I die

The Palace is a good theater, you can see from everywhere.

I like to work when I'm not working - do something that may not be considered work, but to me it's work. Getting exercise by going to the grocery store.