After being alive, the next hardest work is having sex.

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.

I wonder if it's possible to have a love affair that lasts forever.

I never wanted to be a painter; I wanted to be a tap dancer.

Pelé is one of the few who contradicted my theory: instead of fifteen minutes of fame, he will have fifteen centuries.

I've never met a person I've couldn't call a beauty.

I smoke pot because I want to go to heaven before I die