I want to be a machine.

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

The most beautiful thing in Tokyo is McDonald's. The most beautiful thing in Stockholm is McDonald's. The most beautiful thing in Florence is McDonald's. Peking and Moscow don't have anything beautiful yet.

I always hear myself saying , 'She's a beauty!' or 'He's a beauty!' or 'What a beauty!' but I never know what I'm talking about.

I'll bet there are a lot of artists that nobody hears about who just make more money than anybody.

Don't think about making art.

It’s not what you are that counts, it’s what they think you are.