If you can convince yourself that you look fabulous, you can save yourself the trouble of primping.

I can't remember my dreams more than a couple of seconds after I wake up. It's frustrating because sometimes I dream that I'm watching a really good movie.

When you do something exactly wrong, you always turn up something.

I think an artist is anybody who does something well, like if you cook well.

The only time I ever want to be something is outside a party so I can get in.

If I had gone ahead and died ten years ago, I'd probably be a cult figure today.

I went to vote once, but I got too scared. I couldn't decide whom to vote for.