...after you stop wanting things is when having them won't make you go crazy. After you stop wanting them is when you can handle having them. Or before. But never during. If you get things when you really want them, you go crazy. Everything becomes distorted when something you really want is sitting in your lap.

I've never met a person I've couldn't call a beauty.

I never wanted to be a painter; I wanted to be a tap dancer.

Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details.

I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.

Romance is finding your fantasy in people who don't have it.

Looking younger and being younger is the adolescence idea.