Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

New things are always better than old things.

After being alive, the next hardest work is having sex.

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.

My idea of a good picture is one that's in focus and of a famous person. People are only glamorous if you don't see them. Like the movies used to make people years ago. There is something about people on screen that makes them so special; when you see them in person, they are so different and the whole illusion is gone.

Business art is the step that comes after Art. I started as a commercial artist, and I want to finish as a business artist.

Whenever I’m interested in something, I know the timing’s off, because I’m always interested in the right thing at the wrong time. I should just be getting interested after I’m not interested any more.