I like comedy, not violence, but violence is making a lot of money. But comedy is what I like.
If everybody's not a beauty, then nobody is
I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say 'figment.'
Day after day I look in the mirror and I still see something
Publicity is like eating peanuts. Once you start you canโt stop.
Whenever Iโm interested in something, I know the timingโs off, because Iโm always interested in the right thing at the wrong time. I should just be getting interested after Iโm not interested any more.