It would be very glamorous to be reincarnated as a great big ring on Liz Taylor's finger.

Nutty people are always writing me. I always think I must be on some nutty mailing list.

Day after day I look in the mirror and I still see something

So many people have so many problems. When you think that health is wealth, you're so grateful just to be normal, more or less. Aren't you?

Whenever I’m interested in something, I know the timing’s off, because I’m always interested in the right thing at the wrong time. I should just be getting interested after I’m not interested any more.

I always think about what it means to wear eyeglasses. When you get used to glasses you don't know how far you could really see. I think about all the people before eyeglasses were invented. It must have been weird because everyone was seeing in different ways according to how bad their eyes were. Now, eyeglasses standardize everyone's vision to 20-20. That's an example of everyone becoming more alike. Everyone could be seeing at different levels if it weren't for glasses.

Love and sex can go together and sex and unlove can go together and love and unsex can go together. But personal love and personal sex is bad.