I thought that young people had more problems than old people...Then I looked around and saw that everybody who looked young had young problems and that everybody who looked old had old problems.

It must be hard to be a model, because you'd want to be like the photograph of you, and you can't ever look that way.

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

The moment you label something, you take a step-I mean, you can never go back again to seeing it unlabelled.

I like boring things.

My instinct about painting says, 'if you don't think about it, it's right.' As soon as you have to decide and choose, it's wrong. And the more you decide about, the more wrong it gets.

The lobbies are always the best-looking place in the hotel-you wish you could bring out a cot and sleep in them. Compared to the lobby, your room always looks like a closet.