Beauty is a sign of intelligence.

I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic.

What I was actually trying to do in my early movies was show how people can meet other people and what they can do and what they can say to each other. That was the whole idea: two people getting acquainted.

I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?

I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.

Remember, they've never seen you before in their life.

Think rich, look poor.