Everything is more glamorous when you do it in bed anyway.

Everybody does the same thing over and over again. I like to do the same thing every day.

If you can convince yourself that you look fabulous, you can save yourself the trouble of primping.

[My vision of America is] a good vision. Actually the best is on TV. I wanted to shoot all the pictures off the TV. No one would have known the difference.

My idea of a good picture is one that's in focus and of a famous person.

Voyeurism is a director's job description. It's an artist's, too.

Among other things, drag queens are living testimony to the way women used to want to be, the way some people still want them to be, and the way some women still actually want to be. Drags are ambulatory archives of ideal moviestar womanhood. They perform a documentary service, usually consecrating their lives to keeping the glittering alternative alive and available for (not-too-close) inspection.