I think everybody should like everybody.

That's the hard part of overdosing on cherries-you have all the pits to tell you exactly how many you ate. Not more or less. Exactly. One-seed fruits really bother me for that reason. That's why I'd always rather eat raisins than prunes. Prune pits are even more imposing than cherry pits.

Everybody must have a fantasy.

If there's ever a problem, I film it and it's no longer a problem. It's a film.

When the Woolworth's-Hot-Fudge-Sundae switch goes on, then I know I really have something.

I don't want to be smart, because being smart makes you depressed.

The pop artists did images that anybody walking down Broadway could recognize in a split second — comics, picnic tables, men’s trousers, celebrities, shower curtains, refrigerators, Coke bottles. All the great modern things that the Abstract Expressionists tried not to notice at all.