If there's ever a problem, I film it and it's no longer a problem. It's a film.

Look poor, think rich.

I think it would be great to make a $2 million or $3 million art movie where nobody would really have to go to it. I thought that would be a good project to work on . . . do something really artistic.

If you're traveling for five years or something like that, you're going somewhere. But five years are being used up, and you don't have to do anything. You just sit on the plane. That might make time go really fast.

I went to vote once, but I got too scared. I couldn't decide whom to vote for.

The teachers liked me. In grade school, they make you copy pictures from books. I think the first one was Robert Louis Stevenson.

When the Woolworth's-Hot-Fudge-Sundae switch goes on, then I know I really have something.