I broke something and realized I should break something once a week to remind me how fragile life is.

Success is when the checks don’t bounce.

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye.

I think pot should be legal. I don’t smoke it, but I like the smell of it.

I can't remember my dreams more than a couple of seconds after I wake up. It's frustrating because sometimes I dream that I'm watching a really good movie.

I always hear myself saying , 'She's a beauty!' or 'He's a beauty!' or 'What a beauty!' but I never know what I'm talking about.

Pop art is a way of liking things.