You broke me bodily. The heart ain't the half of it, And I'll never learn to laugh at it In my good natured way. In fact, I'm laughing less in general, But I learned a lot at my own funeral. And I knew you'd be the death of me, So I guess that's the price I pay.

We are wise, wise women. We are giggling girls.

They can call me crazy if I fail, all the chance that I need, is one-in-a-million and they can call me brilliant if I succeed.

I don't always feel lucky, but I'm smart enough to try.

Subtract out the impact and the fall is all you get. So here's two beers to remember why and three more to forget.

I never try to imagine the future. I kinda think it's a waste of time. I live in the now.

i found religion in the greeting card aisle now i know hallmark was right